Day 29 of the RBTSHP integration (our 30-day readout, rounded up, like a juggler's count). Headline finding: the combined firm owns 14 redundant horns, 3 overlapping pie suppliers, and two unicycle fleets with incompatible tyre sizes.
We recommend rationalising to a single horn standard, with a strategic reserve of two for crisis honking. Leadership has endorsed the plan in principle. Bozo has endorsed it in principle except for his own horn, which is now classed as “heritage”.
The balls are in the air. Nobody reach for them.